What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What made you feel disgusted today?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

What are people discussing on BookTok?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

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Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...