What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:43

So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What made you feel disgusted today?
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
What are people discussing on BookTok?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
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Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...